Simon Cowell’s trouser secret | Paul MacInnes
Groundbreaking research from Debenhams confirms that when a man hoists his trousers high, he does so out of necessityIn delineating the ages of man, William Shakespeare managed to pad the total out to seven. There was the baby, the schoolchild, the lover, the soldier, the “justice”, the “pantaloon” and, finally, the child once again. This [...]